chimpify

1. To put into a chimp like statment.
2. To aquire chimp like tendencies.

NOTE: Chimpify is a original word made from the creator of Chimpify.com

Nick was chimpify'ed overnight.

by Garrett Brown July 16, 2004

Chimped

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)

Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her

by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011

chimpage

Total ownage in everything. this means you're a pimp.

he's got this aura of chimpage

by i win July 22, 2003

safari park chimp

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007

crimple

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

by Brosti August 6, 2005

chimples

Rare dimples that appear at either side of ones chin

Oh look, Michelle has chimples!

by matthew bewick March 25, 2008

chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

by Donkey docker October 16, 2004