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Creepy Rasputin

If someone, ie, a guy, is behaving in a creepy (us. sexually creepy) manner, he may be deemed a creeper/creepy Rasputin. The name is not complete without the hand motion, a three-fingered clawing type motion with the right hand. The creepy Rasputin is the fourth level of creepiness/awkwardness.
*drunk dude dances up too closely on a girl at a frat party*
*girl makes the Creepy Rasputin gesture, three-fingered clawing type motion*
*girl's posse swoops in to save her*
by Middlebrook May 4, 2007
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Creepy-touch

Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.
Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!
by Rain Frog May 18, 2009
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clockwork creepypasta

Natalie Oulette, or as she is more famously known, Clockwork, was once a normal, unassuming teenage girl, but her nature changed drastically when her family started verbally and physically abusing her (the age of which the abuse began to happen is unknown, although many agree that she was first abused when she was very young); Natalie was unable to tell anyone at the time. She wholly believes that time, and the concept of it, is against her, and led to her abuse.
Follow her journey through her childhood, abuse, the antagonizing of time, and losing her sanity.
Natalie: Hello
Victim: Kill it kill it kill it kill Clockwork creepypasta!
by AQbitNamedBoy May 7, 2018
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Xard Anodit Creddy

Pronounced "ex-ard anne-o-dit c-reh-d-e."
Created on the 5/8/10 full name for your 1st ever credit card if your finding it difficult to name one. The name originates from a Msn conversation 3 friends were having. One of them was so exited about getting her 1st ever credit card so she let her 2 friends decide its name in honour of this. One friend randomly thought Anodit and the other Creddy so they were the original names but then Xard was a spelling mistake which one of the friends made it was ment to stand for card but it sounded gd so it was added to the name. And that was how the name came about =
Person: wag1 can i pay for this using Xard Anodit Creddy?
Shopkeeper: ya you can person
Person: ight klkl *enters card enters pin stuff paid for gets recipt walks out shop*
by Hyperfriends August 7, 2010
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Creepy White Guy

That kid that lives in your floor at college that talks to himself, jacks off in the bathroom, brushes his teeth by squirting the toothpaste on the bathroom counter and then dipping his toothbrush in it, washes his hands ever 5 - 15 minutes, thinks everyone's his friend, and/or bugs the shit out of you about random movies that you don't care about.

The best way to avoid this individual is to just pretend like you're really busy. However if this encounter is unavoidable, there are ways to get out of the following awkward conversation. The best way is to just say "hey" when he greets you, and then leave wherever you are (it doesn't matter if you're about to do your homework, get something to eat, wash your hands, get in the shower, or take a dump) and swiftly return to your room or leave the building altogether. If this individual follows you for whatever reason (typically this will not happen, but there have been rare cases of said creepiness) then the best thing to do in this case is NOT to go back to your room, but to get yourself into a crowded area, or even a room with a decent amount of people. The result you would be hoping for is him bugging someone else or to just lose him altogether. This will solve about 99% of cases involving you being followed, but if this still doesn't work, then you only have one option left. Keep in mind that is imperative that you lose the Creepy White Guy before he starts coming onto you (it matters not if you're male or female, CWG's are typically omnisexual). If this happens, you can expect being pursued (however the CWG accomplishes this will vary) for the rest of the year. That last option is to say "HEY! IS THAT *insert arbitrary director here*!?" The CWG is a gullible creature, and will more than likely turn around if you are in a place where there's a lot of people. This moment is crucial, because you need to slip away undetected. Luckily for you, this shouldn't be too hard, because once the CWG thinks a director or even an actor/actress is somewhere within the vicinity, he will relentlessly pursue said person, creeping out all in his path. This should buy you enough time to get the fuck out of there. Upon leaving you must either a) return to your dorm room, lock the door, and stay there for the rest of the day, or b) don't return to your dorm building at all for the rest of the day. I advise the latter if you can, as the former still carries some risk if the CWG knows where your room is.
Creepy White Guy - (obsolete to how others feel about him)"What's up dude"
Person A - (feeling really creeped out) "Oooookay, (begins to leave the room) RYYYYAAAAAAAN!!!"

CWG - "Oh dude, have you seen *insert overhyped movie*, it's so *insert postive adjective*"
Person B - (about to wash hands) "Oooookay, (halts all activity and begins to leave)...CHRIIIIISSSS!!!"
by VegettoVai August 2, 2009
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Creepy

to much mystery, not knowing if something is a threat or not, it creates a creepy weird feeling.
That guy was so creepy with that mask on.
by Magerboss October 20, 2013
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Creepypasta

A story on the Internet of events that are very important for people to know about because of how horrifying and creepy they are. It's important that people know about the events that have transpired in these accounts, so the people telling us about them make sure to use so many grammatical errors, tense swaps, and misspelled words that they are virtually unreadable.
Man 1: (reading) "My whole family is afraid of me now. I can't kill them. Since I only know of Emily's death. I want no one to oppose me. No one to break my glass. This, soon, will become the society. I will even make Wily's Society look like a nonexistent heaven. I already made a big slaughter just like after the fatal battle between the sons of Light."

..........What the hell does that mean?

Man 2: It's creepypasta. If these people were good at writing scary stories, they'd wouldn't have put them on a creepypasta web site.
by Thu Kang-A-Lang April 18, 2015
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