cranial debognotisation

Dyeing and colouring of the hair. Originally used to describe the colouring of the hair with "Cosmic Colour" aerosol temporary hair colour, but now covers all instances of dyeing and colouring the hair.

I got an all-over cranial debognotisation with "Cosmic Colour" hair dye at the school fete.

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004

Titanium Cranium

When you get head and your bone's so hard it can cut through diamonds

Q: "Bro, how's kelly at giving head?"
A: "Unfortunately, i went into titanium cranium hyperstage. She's getting her lips sewn back together at St. Vincent's"

by BigMeech182 November 13, 2011

Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 13, 2007

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

cranius rectus

An individual who suffers from having their head stuck in their own ass.

Mom: Johnny was sent to the principal 's office today.

Dad: What did he do this time?
Mom: That boy has Cranius Rectus.

by Goobsnack April 7, 2017

cranced

To safely Avert Danger, Very Lucky
Crance

He somehow cranced through the Explosion.

by Samuel R October 28, 2007