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Cramudgen

A mythical, cave dwelling creature like a modern day troll, having dwarf or midget like features, typically not a good looking fellow
OMG... the guy in the bar was such a cramudgen.

What a little c-mudge...
by cnap May 1, 2009
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Pete Crampton

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.
My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.
by RevelBL February 4, 2010
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freddie cramp

a fat chubby kid who threatens everyone, but is a pussy.
a commom future in cramps are that they are all increadilbly clingy
dude see that kid their who thinks he is tough, but swear down mate he is a pussy

ya his names freddie cramp
by bsusabx;jk November 14, 2011
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Sperm Cramp

Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.
When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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Wanker's Cramp

Noun

A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.

Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
Jim hasn't left the house for almost 5 days. It's only a manner of time before he gets Wanker's Cramp.
by IQuarent July 22, 2014
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crambalise

The act of saying the wrong lyrics of a song unknowingly.
Wow, you really crambalised that verse.
by Evytyn March 3, 2004
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cramhouse

when you pound your chick real hard!!
Arnie went cramhouse on that chick!!!
by Daish May 9, 2008
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