take the cake

To be an extreme or special instance, as if it wins a cake for being so extreme or special. Usually used in the form "I have seen/heard a lot of (variable), but (this) takes the cake." A common, but aging phrase in Scandinavian languages.

A: Did you see that girl?
B: Yeah. I've seen a lot of girls in my life, but she takes the cake.
A: I'd let her take the cake any day.
B: You're an idiot.

by Bennyishere January 12, 2009

Crumble Cake

1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.

2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.

"Oh man Tony is such a crumble cake, I thought he was going to build a Treehouse last night."

by Fego May 26, 2008

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

plastic icing on the cake

when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."

You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.

by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

cake walk

The combination of two popular phrases, 1) "Piece of cake" and 2) "Walk in the park." All of which typically mean that a task is simple or easy to complete.

Cake Walk can be used to add additional emphasis onto how easy the task performed is or was.

1. Of course I finished that homework, it was a cake walk.

2. That challenge was a cake walk, man. I hardly broke a sweat.

by nuttinbutagame April 1, 2015

cake by the ocean

When old Disney Channel stars sing about having sex on the beach.

Yo babe, let's eat cake by the ocean. No one will see us.

by Yo mommas fat ass January 10, 2016