Soggy Cactus

When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.

"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."

by taboothejerkface July 26, 2012

Rotund Nigga Cactus

When a nigga be on that pack.

That Nigga took my beans! Rotund Nigga Cactus!

by RotundNiggaCactus March 25, 2019

Crabtree'd

To get Crabtree'd is for a man to become infested with pubic crabs, to such an extant that his penis looks like a tree of pubic crabs, a "Crabtree."

Aside: This usually happens after an individual is too cheap to pay for a clean prostitute.

Man, my friend Bryan bought a $10 whore last night and was Crabtree'd bad.

by AngryDragonTear February 9, 2010

Cactus Trimmer

A Mexican Lumberjack

Ya, she is such a cactus trimmer

by Tekkk October 20, 2010

suck a cactus

A derogatory term use when someone is mad, as an insult. Meaning to go suck a guys dick with herpes bumps on it

Bob: "You're a bitch!"
Bill: "Go suck a cactus!!!!"

by Mr Cactus Dick May 17, 2014

crabtastic

Fantastic, with a hint of crablikeness. Often reflects a sarcastic edge to the fantasticality.

Suz and I went out and had a crabtastic time!

by wheresclairehuh November 13, 2005

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009