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crackhead

A habitual user of substances that is both dependent and displaying scummy behaviour.
Fay is such a crackhead even though they keep denying it, they cant stop using drugs.
by HOSSIK January 18, 2023
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Crackhead

A man or woman that is addicted to drugs
Hey hunter me and Alex saw a crackhead sleeping on grass earlier
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
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Crackhead

when someone is a "crackhead" it usually means "cray cray"/"crazyyyyyyy" but with a different name tag

(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD

Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!

situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD

Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
by Sharry winkeler January 23, 2026
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[crackhead]

someone that keeps doin stupid shit over and over, and decides not to use their common sense when there doin something.
Crackhead: What city does the Chicago Bears play for?
Person:Um Duh! Chicago, crackhead!
by iyannak April 20, 2008
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Crackhead Moment

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.
John just had a Crackhead moment
by N&T December 8, 2020
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crackhead hours

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
by ur b1tch October 24, 2019
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crackhead ned

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV
by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019
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