Cosmo Mullet

Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.

The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.

Tom Hanks rocked the Cosmo Mullet in The Da Vinci Code

by Aaron Sagers September 20, 2006

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

cosmixmaster

Apostle of Ditka

Cosmixmaster killed a couple of Saints fans for their sins agaisnt God and man.

by The Penguin Incarnate July 24, 2003

Cosmic win

The newly nominated archrival of epic fail.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.

Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.

Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*

by Gard Garr February 1, 2009

cosmic latte

A multicultural term for white people.

"Hey, white dork with glasses!"

"I'm not white, you jerk! I'm frickin' cosmic latte! With Sugar!"

by Chocolate City All Stars October 20, 2006

Cosmo

An ultra-liberal, uber-cool, uptown, trendy, sophisticated, monoculture identity of individuals in a society.

A cosmo can only come up with something like a "brunch".

by doodling July 17, 2011

Cosmic Wedgie

Where you give a person a wedgie and you rip a piece of their underwear off.

Two weeks ago, I gave myself a cosmic wedgie then made my little brother ate the ripped piece. Not kidding.

by Briefboy November 3, 2008