CooperCunt

Amazing in Bed, Massive Dick, He also cant swim.

"I just had sex with Coopercunt"
"OMG your so lucky, i wish i SLAM DUNKED HIS HOT DOG"

by Hihelloheyitsme May 8, 2020

Cooper

Cooper is a weird guy, he often times plays multiple sports and loves time with his friends... He can never hold onto a girl but when he does it's forever, if your lucky enough to date a cooper you'll kiss every time you come home, every time you leave and you'll always miss his touch.

Man I can't wish to get back home to Cooper...

by Idiot 2 October 13, 2020

Coofer

A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.

Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020

cooter boy

Derogatory phrase that refers to a boy who has a vagina

“Wouldn’t you like to know, cooter boy”

by Phucbitches March 23, 2021

Cooper C.

Cooper is a simp who loves girls whose names start with N.

Cooper C. wants to date N*******.

by N Girl Lover May 4, 2021

Cooperstown Carnival

Begin anal sex with recipient in standing position, recipient’s head by her feet. Remove penis, insert whiffle ball bat. Charge folks money to toss rings over the exposed end of the bat and offer prizes to those who get ringers.

I charged $5 for three rings during the Cooperstown Carnival my girlfriend and I threw last night.

by HuskerHammer January 20, 2022

Cooler sand

This sand is way better than what anakin skywalker hates. It’s not coarse, its not rough and it doesn’t go anywhere. Sand is the best thing ever and you know it. Idiots.

Guy 1: Sand is very cool hence the name of the definition

Guy 2: So cooler sand?

by Sandman46 May 21, 2022