Conner

a clog in the drain of a public shower caused by agressive shower masturbation by the residents

the shower is flooding because of the huge conner in there.

by nopleaseohgodnoplease April 11, 2022

Concert-lag

When you get home from a concert so late, you feel as if you’ve entered a different time zone

Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.

by Wmln May 9, 2022

ConnerCock

The Act Of Gripping The Chicken So Hard That Pimples Appear

Jo: Have You Seen Conner's ConnerCock
Britain: Yes

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow August 26, 2022

Excess Concert Rubbish

What's left on the ground after a concert. Usually after more hardcore or grindcore and metal concerts, after the mosh, & crowd surfing. Items inlude: Licences, Money, Keys, Broken phone parts, and pretty much everything inbetween. Usually though, it's trash & pointless stuff.

Person 1: "Dude look! I found this 1997 boyscout key chain after that Korn concert on the ground!"

Person 2: "Come on, dude, Put that down, it's just excess concert rubbish."

by Luci Smythe May 10, 2009

Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.

I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.

by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009