whore control 

Whore control is like birth control. Where birth control prevents pregnancy, Whore control prevents excessive whoring. There are many different types. For people who get above average attention levels at the bar/club/out in public....this is neccessary! One needs to control their whoring potential as to not make bad decisions while intoxicated.

Example:
1. "We need to go to Burger King right now, I need my Whore control!!"

2. "Did you take your Whore control today?!"

3. As she grabs his waddle she says, “ I see you’ve been taking your Whore control!”

whore control by Josh B. & Becky A. January 18, 2008

birth control hair cut 

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

birth control hair cut by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

self-control 

Something very difficult, yet some people are able to pull it off, and people who aren't able to pull do it are called rapists or sex offenders.

Guy1: Man, those tits were so nice, i broke a sweat trying to keep my self from squeezing them.

Guy2: Man they must have been awesome, good thing you have self-control.

self-control by Celebration2000 November 5, 2007

Animal Control 

1. The entity responsible for reporting to the scene of possible exposure to Knic after a review by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Animal Control's duty is to quarantine and cremate anyone exposed to Knic and to burn and/or chemically disinfect any environs (vehicles, buildings, bodies of water, other outdoor environments) that may have been exposed to Knic.

Furthermore Animal Control is to quarantine the Knic, burn its clothing, run its body through a chipper/shredder, and then feed the remains into a kiln (which will later be shipped to a third world country), whose temperature shall not be less than 1,000 degrees Celsius.

1. "You know what really happened in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947? A freakin' Knic crashed there when his flying dinner saucer ran out of salad! Animal Control burned the hell out of that place! It was a forest before they started, but now it's a freakin' desert! Some damn weather balloon and swamp gas!"

2. Animal Control has had to exterminate many underground conspiracy theory groups in the United States and foreign countries. Such groups have had contact with Knic in an attempt to save it. Groups exterminated so far include the Knic Liberation Front (KLF), Give Knic a Chance (GKC), Somalians United for Care of the Knic (SUCK) and the Extreme Fundamentalists for the Proliferation of Knic and Knic Related Materials (EFPKKR). Groups currently suspected of exposure include but are not limited to Knic for California Governor (KCG), the Sierra Club and the governments of Mexico, Canada, France, Iran, Pakistan, Libya, Egypt, Morocco, Sudan, Syria, Luxembourg and Saudi Arabia.

Animal Control by Sephiroth Gabbiani August 29, 2003

ball control 

1. In soccer, the ability to control the movement of the football using ones feet etc.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement of the testicles thus preventing ejaculation.

1. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could run the length of the pitch dribbling.
2. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could keep it up for hours before ejaculating.

ball control by theWestHamfan January 13, 2004

boner control 

the amount of control one has over his boners.

when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.

boner control by respectcomedy December 10, 2009

No control

A very popular 1D song about their morning boners and letting the girl take control of the sex or forplay.

"I had no control last night

No control by Taylor14 April 12, 2021