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Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.
My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.
by Duncan7 July 25, 2011
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content

Buzzword popular in the Internet boom of 1999 that includes everything that takes skill to create; only used by those with no skills.
I can take this content and make it into a killer Java-based web portal.
by donth October 26, 2003
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Pissing Contest

by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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by Zach Black harper May 7, 2018
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donk contest

The Donk Contest is an annual car show held at The Domain mall in Austin, TX. Although it is mostly for donks, slabs are welcome as well. It has also been held in the Rock Rose expansion of The Domain.
The Snapple Car will surely win the Donk Contest this year.
by Chesterhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017
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ass hole contest

where two or more people are having an argument or fight and whoever wins is the bigest ass hole.
I saw my boss having an ass hole contest with his boss.
by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009
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Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible
Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!
by H-farkswag March 21, 2015
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