Contact

Used by military personnel to report an encounter with enemy forces. Enemy forces are not necessarily human enemy but can be enemy IDF (Indirect fire) ie Artillery, or IED's/mines.

"Hello 0, this is 12, contact, enemy infantry, wait out"

by hazza59 February 4, 2013

Connecticut College

Connecticut College is an elite liberal arts school located in New London, CT, similar to Colby, Bates, Trinity and other NESCAC schools. Conn is generally known for its interdisciplinary studies (a.k.a. do whatever the hell you want), drama and dance, strong international program, and terrific professors. Not many people outside of the Northeast have heard of it, though it's often considered a safety for those that don't get into Ivy League schools. Despite that stigma, it's still better than most state schools, and has excellent academics.

Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).

Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.

The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.

Not a bad place to be.

Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.

Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.

by fuckharvard March 31, 2011

contact drunk

being in contact someone or someones who have had too much to drink and start feeling drunk without physically drinking alcohol or beer.

i made out with these two drunk guys and i think they got me contact drunk.

by smirnoffmakesyoutipsy December 15, 2008

eye contact blow job

When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...

Ashleigh gives me an eye contact blow job

by Brady Dyer November 17, 2006

Connecticunt

An extremely pretentious, irritable woman from Connecticut. She only cares about designer labels and status symbols.

You know Buffy doesn't shop at the Gap. She's a Connecticunt!

by Mellie_Mazz November 11, 2014

poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.

A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

by mothercocker May 28, 2011

connecticut steamer

Takeing a shit on someones car.

There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.

by mike poklemba December 25, 2005