Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.

1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.

by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

confuddled

confused an muddled, like when da brookstar smacks coop in da face!!!

coop:i want your sandwiggy
brookstar: shut up (smack in da face)
coop:*shits pants*arrrgggg!

by jon December 14, 2004

CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution

WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

by BE-THE-CHANGE-YOU-WANT-TO-SEE April 24, 2010

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

cofused

Two fuses connecting to each other

These two fuses were cofused since manufacturing

by Slimizzle December 21, 2016

Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.

That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to

by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017