Known Compatibility Issues

The message you receive any time you attempt to install hardware or software to Windows Vista. This is correctable by replacing your computer or Operating System.

"There are Known Compatibility Issues with the software. It does not work with any other hardware or software." This is the message that should appear prior to installation of Vista.

by Jiefu June 23, 2008

thermostat compatible

when two people are both comfortable at the same indoor temperature

Her: One thing you should know about me, is that I need the temperature to be at least 75 °

Him: Me too! We are thermostat compatible.

by zevg September 24, 2012

baggage compatible

With more Baby Boomers back in the dating game these days due to divorce they are looking for partners and potential spouses who can deal with and accept the baggage and drama they've accumulated in their lives. So when two of them actually connect and aren't turned off by each other's prior drama, they're "baggage compatible."

Man 1 - "How's your love life these days? Meet anybody you stand yet?"

Man 2 - "Yeah, I'm seeing this one woman and we're actually baggage compatible. She understands about my ex-wives."

by Theater of the Mind November 27, 2012

comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

by Popski December 7, 2006

Combat Onesie

The act of someone in the military taking a piss. In the Military they tend to add the word combat in front of everything.

Man, I just had three sodas. Now I really have to take a combat onesie

by RoyVA6 January 30, 2009

Combat Cool

the calm way certain Soldiers, Airmen, Marines, or Sailors act under direct or indirect fire, combat conditions. More over the way they speak clearly on the radio calmly under fire.

TOC Roach: "wow I could really understand PVT Snuffy when he called up his 9-line, that guy is combat cool!"

by soldier that kicks ass June 7, 2011

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips

Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander

by The Prospect September 19, 2013