Komi Can’t Communicate

The best anime ever

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!

by Plutosecret March 5, 2022

common sense

Common sense is what -I- think others should know.

When you remove the tea kettle from the stove, it's common sense to then turn off the burner.

by Tustar September 9, 2008

comme ci, comme ça

From French "comme ci, comme ça" (literally "like this, like that"), meaning "so so", not really good nor bad.

Q: "How's it going with the insurance?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... they're paying for the damage, but keep dragging on."

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... haven't slept much the last couple of days."

Q: "There! My extra-special burger!! How do you like it?"
A: "Erm... Comme ci, comme ça. It's got too much pickles!"

by MidnightCreations April 21, 2015

Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)

Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015

go commando

to dress without underpants / knickers, but be otherwise normally attired

"i'm afraid I can't lower my trousers your honour, as I have gone commando today"

by disco stu May 14, 2003

Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.

Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.

by SocialKeith November 7, 2011

Communicado

A small island country that has zero communications with the outside world. Nobody really knows where it is but a lot of people are frequent visitors. Some believe it's some where in Heaven but people usually return so this cannot be the case. It's almost certainly some sort of resort in the cloud that only certain personalities can access.

Why won't he answer his phone!?

You didn't hear? Edwardo's in Communicado.

by TheBigZamboni December 17, 2017