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columbus

a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.
by megisfruity September 5, 2021
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columbus mason

Person 1: “do u know Columbus mason?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s a fuckin legend”
by sc000tt January 9, 2021
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Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”
by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025
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Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
by akaRakxm September 28, 2023
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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Columbus

dude: Where do you live?

me: Columbus, OH

dude: RIP
by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021
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Faze Columbus

A weird man that is apart of faze and gets swatted all the time he climbs in the vents to get away from the swat team . He has a lot of cats and he likes to eat pies with rats in it. He also has a Glock 17 when the swat team is in his house. He also likes to jump out of windows to get away from the swat team.
by TheGUYTHATGETSWEIRD March 8, 2019
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