Colton

Colton is a kid from bigfork Minnesota

Colton is cool

by Big pecker man January 2, 2021

Colton

A man that will love you unfuckingconditionally!!!

If your lucky enuff to ever have a Colton walk into your life then let him have your whole heart, no regrets!!!

by Fortitude Cream Pies February 11, 2021

Colton

A teen boy that is very tall and skinny and is very very very EMO🖤🖤🖤.

Colton is emo.

by The_furry October 6, 2021

Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.

Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling

by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts

by Bigman boy June 9, 2022

Colton

A bestest friend of a person that no one is allowed to know the name of.

“Colton is _______’_ bestest friend.”

by Jdbhdiebhe March 13, 2018

Colton

Quick and witty but only speaks in brain rot or quotes memes. A top-tier gooner. Usually on the heavier side, a connoisseur of foods. Typically a bad driver.

Colton is a top-tier gooner. He achieved the highest rank on jerkmate ranked.

by Ssb1966 March 17, 2025