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a guy that is a total stud, often times being a complete cuck. however, he gets major dick, because he is compensating for his own size. you'll typically see him in trains with other dudes, normally other cucks. if you ever find a colton in the wild, stay away as far as possible. he will try to grab your ass and touch you where the sun does not shine. he tends to go after 'women', but sadly cannot get any action as he is cucked. keep caution
Colton stay away from my kids!
Colton by the-poon-slayer December 6, 2025
the most reliable guy in the world, the guy all the homies wanna be like (he’s a little gay sometimes) but we love him gives off the biggest dick and thiccest ass energy.
man that Colton fellow is very sexy.
Colton by Greencreeper1929 December 12, 2025

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Larson 

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock
"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

colton baker 

An extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock.
Coster- "Omg Colton carry us harder"
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."
colton baker by Ribzypooh May 16, 2018

Colton Leist 

Colton Leist is a member of the on-air talent team of the Bubba The Love Sponge radio show based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is an up and coming host/engineer/producer and is featured on various shows on the Bubba Army Radio internet channel and also on Twitch.tv (TheBubbaArmy). He is also the DJ for the Tampa rap group T Town G’s, performing as DJ Bottom Boy. He plays the role of “the millennial stoner with goals” - a role at which he is a natural. He currently lives with his parents, until his rap career takes off.
Colton Leist is not a cheapskate, he is just very frugal.
Colton Leist by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019