Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

by Red Brennan April 16, 2007

The Colombian

When one snorts a line of coke off someone's ass while he or she takes a massive dump.

Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."

by ts eliott November 2, 2014

Coleman-ize

Delay by any legal means possible, for as long as possible... just because you can, because you have enough money to pay for it!

Don't Coleman-ize the health care bill; there are millions of folks depending on it's passage!

by CaptD April 20, 2009

Colombo

1. A man of few words
2. To be straightforward to someone, with very few words

To kick it straight and to be straight up"

Taken from Colombo the detective

"I'll be Colombo with you... your getting Fat"

by Mo Meta May 5, 2006

Colombian snowballs

The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them

I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge

by Thatother1guy May 5, 2015

colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

Colombian clearout

This is the method of sniffing a large line of flake cocaine to loosen ones bowel.

Alright darling, can you point me to the shitter I need a Colombian clearout

by afghani-tax-man January 2, 2017