convent of the sacred heart

a school located in greenwich, ct where the vast majority of the student body can actually spell, unlike certain students from other fairchester schools who gloat about how "their schools the bestz!" we also know enough not to embarrass ourselves or our school over the internet by writing paragraph long run-on sentences declaring how smart, hot, and fun we think we all are. instead, we are a nice, friendly, and overall intelligent group of girls who will go on to attend good colleges. even though sacred heart is located in greenwich we have a geographically diverse student body, and we are not horribly snobby either. if we spent all of our time fooling ourselves into thinking that we are god's gift to mankind, then we would not be as successful as we are.

"why don't you ever have free time? you're always so busy with school, clubs, and sports. come waste eons of time with us!"

"i can't...i go to convent of the sacred heart."

by nesselrode March 15, 2009

Chivette

A Chivette is a female that is such an attention whore she will pose nearly nude in several suggestive ways and post the pictures on theChive.com so people will argue over how sexy she is in the comment sections such as that of the DAR.

She will typically have a low level job, make stupid duckfaces, and have several trendy tattoos. Also, her bedroom, where she takes her pictures, will be a mess.

Craig: "Did you see #35 on today's DAR?"

Phil: "Sure did! That Chivette looked like Sasha Grey with that ass except she doesn't get paid like a pornstar!"

Craig: "Chive on!"

by tsukasu July 24, 2014

convenience friend

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

by Elizabeth Jordane August 8, 2006

chivette

A shallow, brainless, self-obsessed slut who thinks she is better than you.

That chivette was taking duckface selfies in the mirror.

by tyltalis February 11, 2015

Convent girl

• noun

A top-level hoe who attends St. Joseph's convent, San Fernando. The average convent girl has 10-12 niggas and enjoys such pastimes as sucking dick and hanging around lots of naps/pres/benedicts men. If you spot a convent girl, immediately call this hotline: 1800-HOE-BGON
Convent girls can usually be spotted by their once white (now brown) school shoes, and their after school grime and stank.

That convent girl smells really bad. It's probably her post-school funk.

by Suck my coco December 6, 2016

chiver

Yorkshire slang for a boy

That chiver is no good.

by kateFF October 7, 2007

Chive

Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)

What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.

Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.

by JunkFX March 19, 2012