certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.

Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...

by von groovy September 15, 2017

certified dick diver

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017

Certified Sender

A beauty that always sends it for the boys, ultimately you’re always willing to contiuously send it.

Harold: Hey man, I don’t know what to do
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender

by Harold/Harrison December 5, 2017

certified beaut

Nevaeh

Damn she's a certified beaut

by James12478 February 8, 2018

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa

An extreme slur used to ridicule a persons height (usually a midget) in Delhi, India. It is pronounced as Carte-Shi-Baba-As-Mala-Raja-Bean-era-Ava-Okasha.

"Teri to Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa". - Hindi Version
English Translation : "Your a stupid midget."

by changeinchakranature December 30, 2020

certifiedepic

banana man

ah yes, it's certifiedepic, banana man.

by certifiedepic January 3, 2021