cockroach

It's a game, a large group of people play in an even larger group. Like a club in a school would play it, amongst the rest of the unknowing students. Basically, if someone comes up to you and whispers cockroach in your ear, you have to get down on your back without hesitation, no matter where you are and wave your arms and legs in the air for five seconds, if you delay at all, or change position you have to do it for 20 seconds.

Guy1:*whispers* cockroach!
Guy2:NO! hell no!
Guy1: TWENTY SECONDS!
guy2: *forced into doing it for 20seconds*

by Tithenpen January 16, 2009

cockrochinoooo

when finding a cockaroch in ur kitchen eating a toco

i found a cockrochinoooo siting in my kitchen eating left overs from taco night

by zaka flocka flame April 25, 2011

cockroachification

The act of being turned into a cockroach.

Tom: Dude. I need to slip under this door. Any ideas?
Steve: Cockroachification might work.

by Ananylmoose September 3, 2011

Cocktot

someone who is being a douchebag, an arrogant prick, etc

Person 1: OMFG look he's so fat I bet he can't do anything but eat!

Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.

by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012

Cockrocket

When you get erect so fast that your schlong goes right through your pants.

I've got a bad case of a cockrocket!

by ititititits April 12, 2015

Cockroachin

The female act of hands free masturbation that is more art than repetitive skill. Usually performed in a bath with ones hands in the air or holding oneself in place, their legs strategically placed skyward, and the water from the tap gently massaging the clitoris. Sometimes one can place themselves in a shower with a removable head with massager to achieve the same goal. Ultimately though it looks like some one just stood on a roach and in its dying throws it spasms it's legs in the air.

Be back down in an hour. I've just got to wash my hair and go Cockroaching.

by Flibblesquad November 22, 2015

Cockmotize

To entrance someone with the penis, leaving them wanting more.

I hit it so good left her Cockmotized.

by Heathan King November 21, 2016