cockadactyl

once thought to be extinct, this rare specie of penebestia is unique in the fact that its body is composed of a human sexual organ but retains its ability to fly with its dinosaur-like wings.

"Damn, shorty was so easy she coulda been a cockadactyl caretaker"

"His shit was so nasty it was identified as a cockadactyl and confiscated to a repopulation program"

by Z3000 February 15, 2007

cockmaster

Cockmaster can be used to describe either a male or female whom is known to give oral pleasure to a male

Jenny is a cockmaster, she has sucked so many guys cocks.

by Simon K May 16, 2006

cockmaster

one who knows the ways of the sacred 'cock' to which all men are blessed unless u have the chinese curse then u are deifnitely on gods shit list and will never ever get laid. also one who is of the being of tony the tonester or harold the fuck in the ass or hal the queer master of anal sex with multiple men at the same time. a cockmaster is like eerie lemon juice pouring out of a reindeer's nutsack at 10:41 east coast standard time.

i HAVE BIG TITTIES, YES FLAPPY I HAVE BIG BAZOONS!!! I GUESS IM GONNA GET ANAL SEXED UP TONY TONESTER O SHIT PISS FUCK I BETTER RUN TO SAVE MY NOOOTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

by PENISgroper6969696969 January 10, 2005

cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.

what a cockage blockage brandon.

by dill pickles January 11, 2008

cockmaster

A shorty who can get down at an afterparty by giving service to all the niggas.

She's a cockmaster, and she can toss a mean salad.

by Bushmaster August 10, 2004

Cockman

(Noun probably)

-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.

(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.

(Explination 2)

Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.

Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or

Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*

by ImAlmostFunny April 22, 2021

Cockaire

Slang for a place or event which has little female representation in comparison to that of males. cock fest penis party

Darren ''This shindig is full of Cockaire''
Sly ''Yeh i know full of cockaireeeeeee, absolute cockaireeeee''

by Sly Dawg August 16, 2007