Sink the couch

When a fat friend sits in the middle of a couch and causes everyone else on it to sink towards them.

when jerad sat down i almost fell on him. his fatass always sink the couch.

by BombSquadRabbi February 21, 2009

cloutch'N

The act of making small talk just because you can. Usually used when drunk and has very little success.

Example 1
"Dude were you cloutch'N that girl?"
"Yeah"
"What did you say?"
"It was raining so I asked,'Is that umbrella keeping you out of the rain?"

Example 2
Can be substituted into everyday words such as "Your a 'cloutchaholic'"

by The Cloutchinator March 15, 2011

jumping the couch

To lose it, go crazy, go mad.

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"

by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

couch change

couch change is the loose change that is found in the nooks and crannies of the sofa.

This car runs so economically you can run it on couch change.

by mogulero March 30, 2008

couch douche

it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.

Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.

by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010

dudes on a couch

An instance where two or more males are lounging on living room furniture and under the influence of recreational drugs, proceeding to make falsely brilliant remarks and realizations but actually are just two dudes on a couch.

I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.

by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008