lobster clawing

lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.

Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )

I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.

by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 10, 2013

clarinet

Also reffered to as screech needles

Last competition Golden River Marching Festival
Clarinet Player: (clarinet screeches during the ballad) "ooopss"

During the scoring portion
Drum Major- 83.0
Color Guard- 94.0
Percussion-83.0
Brass-96.6
Woodwinds-45.7
Whole Band score- 70.1
Trumpet Section: Stupid screech needles ruined are chance of winning
Low Brass: What the fuck those stupid screech needles are always ruining everything
Drumline and Pit Percussion: At least we scored well
Flute, Saxophones, and low reeds: Those darn screech needles are always ruining our score
Color Guard: I feel like hitting them with a flag
Drum Major: I thought I taught you better than that.

by ScottMcCall1202 August 22, 2016

Clarking

Losing all your money at the casino. Not knowing when to quit.

Like Clark Griswald in Vegas Vacation.

Man, the tables took everything.

Yup, I saw you Clarking it big time.

by JUlCEBOXHERO March 2, 2011

Caringness

The level of caringness you have to something such as a coversation, object or person

Wait a second im looking for my caringness to your un related conversation topic

by Roy sucks November 30, 2010

Clearing the Chamber

When someone farts in the car and you roll down the windows. Like a bullet that has been taken out of the chamber of a pistol, the fart can no longer hurt anyone.

"Oh, my god, Aaron just ripped shit."

"Clear the chamber! Clear the chamber!"

The person who rolls the windows down is clearing the chamber.

by Freemason5600 June 23, 2012

Bass Clarinet

"This bass instrument of the Clarinet family is usually played by people who suck on regular Clarinet and therefore also naturally suck on Bass Clarinet. No one can ever hear them so who cares if they play? Usually mess up the simplest of things such as whole notes especially when they are exposed. Along with the Alto Clarinet it is often used by good clarinet players to get into District, State, and other Various Honor Bands. Some are whiney and complain that they can't march but it dosen't matter becasue they don't know how to play anyways. Rarley a Bari Sax player will have to doubble on Bass Clarinet for Jazz band."

"Hey! The concert was great even though the onlything I could hear from the Bass Clarinets were their Squeakes."

by Teth Bedrows June 3, 2009

Publisher's Clearinghouse

When you use a move in SSBB and it kills all three opponents. Maybe a strong move or not so strong. Can only be one move and used only once, and must kill all three at the same time. They cannot touch the stage again before they die or it doesn't count. Certain items can be used to kill all three while not considered a PC. A smash ball does not count, but a Home-Run Bat does. This is because it is somewhat difficult to actually hit someone with a bat, let alone all three.

Guy1- dude you just killed all three of the guys!!
Guy2- I know!! Publisher's Clearinghouse!

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009