chanussy

A chanley pussy.

“Damn that girl got a chanussy on her”

by Chanussy November 27, 2022

clausiu

a boy from Costinesti romania (beach boy) so chill and funny and who pays for tequila shots in rock and roll clubs.very chill🤙🏻

neighbour: “Get off my lawn you bastard!!!”
Clausiu: “🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻“
neighbour: “Oh sorry Clausiu, i didn’t know you are so chill.”

by sjziwnsbt September 12, 2022

Clauseacumaphobia

The irrational fear of Santa cumming on your face

Person 1: Why is he walking away from the mall Santa?
Person 2: Oh, he has Clauseacumaphobia, and Santa is looking relatively hot and bothered tonight.

by BitchBoi2000 March 29, 2023

vaginta claus

Someone who buys a prostitute for their friends as a gift for Christmas.

Johnny was a real vaginta claus this year. He got six hookers for Freddy for Christmas!

by Ushna Bling July 21, 2015

Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

Hailey Clauson

One of the hottest models ever

Dude 1: Who's that hot chick in wild n out?

Dude 2: That's hailey clauson

by Futurenese October 14, 2016

Santa Claus

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018