dink charmer

1. A homosexual
2. An insult equvalent to calling someone a faggot

" If you ask me, I think the waiter is a light-loafered dink charmer"

by Mike Oxbig April 21, 2005

Chocolate Charm

When exposed to someone with Chocolate Charm for short periods of time they seem like a really sweet person to hang around with; cool, funny, and generally amusing, yet this can be deceptive. When spending a longer amount of time with this individual their personality slowly starts to irritate you, progressing into full blown infuriation.

In the same way that chocolate in small doses in quite enjoyable, but if you binge on the stuff it can make you feel really sick.

Jay: Snoogens my biatch, yo that Brodie is one muthafukin' funny dood. He cracks a brother up!!!
Silent Bob: Yo man you wanna watch out for that guy, he has got a serious Chocolate Charm...... Did I ever tell you the story about that Amy girl?
Jay: SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KEEP LICKING MY BALLS!!!!

by Your birth father December 25, 2008

snake charm

When you repeatedly say, "shhhhh-shh-shhhh" while guiding a woman's head down to your penis.

"Bro, you just have to snake charm that bitch!"

by Jamaican birds nest February 10, 2014

Worm Charmer

When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.

Rachel gave me a worm charmer then rode me cowgirl.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

pop can charm

When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.

"Man, what a short, fat dick."

"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"

by JordanCHOADBOY October 26, 2007

charm

' A scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 2 (Page 20).

EXAMPLE:

' In 1972, Trout . . . made his living as an installer of aluminum combination storm windows and screens. He had nothing to do with the sales end of the business -- because he had no charm. Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.

' Dwayne Hoover had oodles of charm.

' I can have oodles of charm when I want to.

' A lot of people have oodles of charm. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 2 (Page 20).

by Dinkum December 7, 2013

Charming

Hoarding the Charmin during a social distancing crisis

That guy is Charming.

by Kiman44 March 26, 2020