chode

when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.

My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!

by andrew strong November 10, 2008

Choder

A penis that is Wider than it is tall.

Dude, look at that choder! its wider than it is tall!

by BENJ AMRSHALL March 8, 2004

chode crew

a group consisting of at least 5 chodes, when their powers combine, they become the megachode. Their bond is one of the strongest bonds possible because of the short and thick nature of the members.

Soo Jonny i hear u wanna be part of the chode crew. Well your going to have to earn it u stubby mother fucker.

by gilsta October 16, 2007

chode quease

The tingling feeling that spreads from your toes to the spot between your asshole and your special place when you see something exceptionally grotesque or frightening.

Did you see the top of that guy's head? He's got some nasty scabs that gave me total chode quease!

by Dumpy Cosmo July 13, 2007

Chodemaster

one who either has a very large chode, or usually the one in a group of friends who does idiodic things, also one who is picked on the most. see Chode and Douche. one who tries to impress the girls.

1.look at tim flexing his muscles, he is such a chodemaster.
2.Wizards9896 is the biggest chodemaster ive ever played.
3."Hey guys watch this--" "dude your such a chodemaster."

by teh l33t chodemaster December 22, 2008

Chodeblow

A person who engages in the act of sucking a chode (a short, fat penis). This is usually used as an insult.

Lauren: Did you hear about Jill last night?

Melissa: YEAH! Oh-em-gee she is such a chodeblow!

by crazyasscrazyman1212 November 14, 2009

Chode fuck

A fat kid, with a short fat penis.

Doood, what the heck, look at Austin he is such a chode fuck

by chodeman1234 May 22, 2010