Chelon

Half chav, half melon; a person who claims to be a chav but is known for his abnormally large head

eg. melonhead

Most people think of a Sam Hulme when mentioning such a thing. Many who haven't met this person already dislike him simply because he is a complete dickhead... and his rather large head of course

1. Sean: "Oh my god sam, you're such a prick!"

Jake: "Yeah, you CHELON!"

Sean: "Tell me about it"

2. Sam: "What's wrong with my head?"

Sean: "What isn't wrong with your head?"

Josh: "It's a MELONHEAD!

Jake: "CHELONHEAD!"

Quagmire: "Giggity"

by P.I.G.E.O.N :: S.H.O.O.T.E.R September 7, 2009

lap cheong

1. Chinese Sausage
2. Chinese Boy named Ray with small penis. sad!

1. Could i please have an order of lap cheong
2. OMFG! that chink had a small damn lap cheong

by boom boom 80 June 11, 2009

Chemosynthesis

The Opposite Of Photosynthesis

If You Know What Photosynthesis Is. Chemosynthesis Is The Opposite.(:

by CookieMuncher03 November 16, 2010

cheoning

When a guy is acting like a girl, but speaks in a deep voice.

Man, that guy was definitly cheoning today. He needs to get a girlfriend

by Michael Lee May 24, 2007

chemo

chemo.
ch-chav.
emo-emotional.
chav+emo=chemo.

"lee your such a chemo" says dazzle :P.

by rosie,dazzle,razzle or razz. July 27, 2007

chemo patient

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.

If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.

by Zane and David May 2, 2008

chemotherapied

A state of complete inebriation in which the physical effect of alcohol can only be likened to receiving chemotherapy

I don't remember anything, I was totally chemotherapied

by chemotherapiedwasminefirst April 12, 2012