Chef's Piss

Instead of Chef's kiss for perfection. It's Chef's Piss for absolutely garbage.

The food was completely chef's piss! It was disgusting!

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

Gustavo Chef

Gustavo chef/cook
- someone who can't cook or someone who is horrible at cooking in general

Gus is a Gustavo chef, he can't even cook chicken properly.

by mr.gustavo May 26, 2023

Ironic chef

A person who cooks food that is not meant to be eaten.

I am using the term "ironic chef" in a sentence which does nothing to elucidate its meaning.

by ... January 21, 2005

chef titardee

tit fucking a girl while eating chef boyardee

While watching sportscenter i started chef titardeeing my girlfriend.

by D&W words March 14, 2010

Chef's wife

a woman in a relationship with-a chef.

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?

by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009

chef's hat

A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")

"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"

by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003