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Cheesy Chess

This is a sexual position in which a man covers up a woman's vaginal opening with a slice of American cheese and then he sticks a chess piece, usually a queen, through the piece of American cheese and into the woman's pussy. Then he takes the cheese and makes a cheese burger with it. However, he doesn't eat the cheese burger just yet; he also sticks it up the woman's pussy. Then he eats the woman out until he fully eats the cheese burger. Then when he gets to the chess piece he takes it out and he plays the woman in chess. If he wins the woman cooks him some bacon and he gets to eat it out of her asscrack. If he loses, he has to pull on pooplog out of the woman's butthole.
I did a cheesy chess with this girl and I totaly pwned her in chess.
by E? September 4, 2006
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cheesy creases

A stinky ass-crack.
"That bizatch had some cheesy creases."
by x January 31, 2003
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cheesy of cheeses

the lamest of lame
man oh man, this internet is the cheesy of cheeses!
by you know who i am March 16, 2004
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cheesy charlie

The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a hot plate.
You don't have to go to Chucky Cheese's to get cheesy anymore kids!
by Niggslayer June 19, 2004
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Cheesy clit

When a chicks clit is so dangly it reminds you of stringy cheese flapping around
"Omg did you go down on her? I heard she's got a cheesy clit"
by Fuzzy Dart August 28, 2017
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Cheesy Cakes

When you take a poo or wet fart in your pants and don't wipe. Therefore you have cheesy cakes
I really need a shower, I have had cheesy cakes all day.
by WyteTempo October 1, 2018
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cheesy handshake

To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.
-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.
by Spoopleman April 16, 2017
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