Middle Child Syndrome

A disposition that generally arises with the middle child of three children in a household. Middle children often lack the attention that the oldest (the most important child) and the youngest (the parent's favorite child) receive.

Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?

I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.

by Senobakaj May 3, 2009

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.

Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support

by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022

Starbucks Child

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.

Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"

by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014

obama child

One who wants to live off government freebees instead of working.......one who believes in wealth redistribution.....socialist

I'm a obama child who is to lazy to work and expect the government to take care of me.

by pieces May 10, 2014

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016