Soup canoe

Another term for a gravy boat.

Hey dude, pass me the soup canoe!

by WindyMcstring February 18, 2011

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017

Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.

"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"

by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015

douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

bubblegum canoe

A vagina, also known as poontang.

Dude, I so rode her bubblegum canoe last night.

by B-Si March 7, 2004

cum canoe

When u cum in a girls ass crack and it just sits there

Bo pulled out of Ceirra and totally cum canoed her man

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009