Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.

GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''

by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013

calander

One year (origin: memphis)

Man, I got pulled over for a stupid weapons charge. They talkin' bout me doin a whole calander!

by poolpimp August 9, 2006

Calanguage

Calanguage is a language mostly people called Cal use, it is some Random words that are put together in a sentence, but they must make sense...the sentence can drag on for a while but not too long or it will no longer be accepted as "Calanguage"

"We will Hike through the clouds to save that puppy from the arms of the Marshmallow giant!" Example of the usage of Calanguage

by Mr sooty and some randomers April 19, 2007

Calantrathlope

Someone who interrupts your sticky business i.e walks in on you getting down

Jeff you dirty calantrathlope, get the hell out my bedroom!!

by Benedict Brown October 17, 2008

Cabyn

Stunning, smart, attractive, and hot are just a few words to describe her. Her personality is golden and everything about her is lovable. She has a perfect life ahead, everything is going to be awesome. Doesn't always see how beautiful see really is and needs a self esteem boost at times, although she has already captured the guy that is madly in love with her. She's awesome, the best of the best, the most beautiful girl ever, and this small definition cant even put her into perspective because words can barely describe her.

Cabyn = breathtaking

by TJTlessthenthreeCMT April 27, 2010

Calygamy

Someone who uses multiple fonts in one sentence.

Gerald had the nerve to use both arial, courier new, times new roman, and comic sans every fourth word, when did he start practicing calygamy?

by HBS9 January 2, 2012

calvn

1.) Very attractive man who is very romantic

2.) Smart and funny

3.) He is a chick magnet

4.) Has a huge dick and all the ladys want it

Girl: hey babe you got to go
Guy: why...
Girl: because your not a calvn

Guy: calvn??
Girl: look it up

by suzzygirl22 March 19, 2014