Communism

An extreme form of socialism in which the state controlles all forms of productions and generally rules with an iron fist.

“Communism is the wave of the future”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

communism

A Grrrreat idea! Government introduced when the people of North Korea and Cuba learned from the capitalist pigs of the United States that democracy only looks good on paper.

Cuba, North Korea, China kinda

by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003

anarcho-communism

Anarcho-communism is one of many leftist philosophies that grew out of the USSR's collapse. Anarcho-Communists claim to be against government as well as capitalism. The ideology is contradictory in that it portends to be against authority and force, despite the fact that you need authority and force to limit capitalism. Noam Chomsky, a lingistics professor at MIT is one of a several modern leaders of the movement, and he too perpetuates the ideology's contradictions by being for increased government to stop corporations. To be brief, an anarcho-communist makes as much sense as it's name...none. A follower of anarcho-communism is often called an "oxymoron" or simply "moron" for short.

"Colombia's paramilitaries killed workers who tried to join a union. It's not the government's fault...it's Coca Cola's fault." "About 30 million people died under Stalin's authoritarian communist government. It's not Communism's fault...it's capitalism's fault for making Stalin work so hard that he killed people. The solution? Just take away the word 'authoritarian'" "Government is evil...but we need it to protect the environment, provide healthcare, education, jobs, food, and protect people from capitalists who want to sell us things we might want to buy" "Anarcho-communism isn't contradictory...you are contradictory!"

by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006

Communism

A economic and political system which involves a 1 party government and nationalisation of most if not all big businesses, former and current communist countries include the USSR, Cuba, China(could be argued it's a facist due to wide spread capitalism), north Korea(although it could be argued NK is facist instead), Viet Nam,

Yo dude what is communism like I hear so many memes about starving with communism
Communism Is a economic and political ideology

by Danel Rahmani September 6, 2020

MAGA communism

The combination of Trumpist MAGA populism with communism. Detractors point out the contradictory nature of the ideology.

We need MAGA communism to nationalize big tech and unite with China!

by BurgermeisterMeisterburgerFan September 22, 2022

Communism

It's something made by GOD himself after the nazis decided to fuck the world.

Person1: NIBBA HABE YOU HEARD ABOUT COMMUNISM
Person2: FUC YEAH BROH LET'S GO KILL CAPITALIST PIGS
Person1: YEAH BROH LET GO

by Kamaraden Ivan November 4, 2017

communism

A system that works flawlessly as demonstrated by The People's Republic of China. All who opposes this system clearly do not understand this system very well. Under this system, everybody benefits equally. Put into action by former leader of China, Mao or Mao Zedong; he was perhaps the greatest mastermind of all time. Many comrades today are living today because of such wonders this system brings to them and how it works so flawlessly. Mao is truely a great leader and visionary, and communism is truely a great system.

Communism is awesome.
Communism is great.
Communism is flawless.
All who opposes communism shall be "re-educated" so they understand what communism is.
You love communism.

by Comrade Communist Savior February 27, 2005