calamaris

The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.

Improper - Calamaris are yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!

by MR May 7, 2003

Calabrese

If you are caught pulling a "calabrese" you are caught fuking someones twin sister and there mother at the same time. You must be caught by the male twin brother.

I pulled a " Calabrese " with Karen and Kayla and Ryan was quite angry

by Rob Morris March 20, 2005

Calabrese

(Cal-a-bree-zee) To confess your love to an overweight and/or busted female whilst sobbing in a drunken stupor.

“Yo did you see Alex and that fatty? He totally pulled a Calabrese.”

by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins December 7, 2006

calama

a small city in the shithole of the world being the atacama desert. poverty ridden with a population of wild dogs matching the human population. located in the country chile on the continent south america

Have you heard of calama?

Camela?

by gerwinator2246 August 13, 2008

Calamari

The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.

A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).

by Daisy27 December 18, 2012

calamity

anything with fucking rapidfire

Dude 1: fuck that calamity with the rapidfire!

Dude 2: why would you use the calamity?

by Whiner32134 July 3, 2011

calmate guey

spanish slang for "shut the f*ck up"

Person 1: blah blah blah blah blah (being annoying)
Person 2: calmate guey!

by linderr October 18, 2011