When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.
I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™
by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018
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That California Yankee, Moonbeam is yammering again about how this town is nothing like Barstow. I hope she chokes on her kale.
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A tendency among Californians to say 'yes.' way too much. Even to things they want to say 'no' to. Especially in politics. Can be seen most in Silicon Valley or San Francisco.
Jack: ''Dude, I told my co workers about my project and they said yes, but I think they were being fake..''
Bob: ''That's a case of the California Yes.''
Bob: ''That's a case of the California Yes.''
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