Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011

Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

by Brendan Thomas December 25, 2007

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

Calcagno

adj. awesome-possum, extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear

n. Astronaut loving, math hating, drama hating, threw up during Twilight.

"The episode of That 70's Show was so calcagno, we watched it four times."

by Nicolio008 October 23, 2009

cacophony

The rhythm that doesn't rhyme itself.

"Dude, this song sucks...what a cacophony!!"

by Sid De Poo June 22, 2006

cacolalia

the tendency to utter swearwords; the proclivity for speaking foul language.

The boy is notorious for cacolalia.

by uttam maharjan April 10, 2010

cacooning

when a man (not a jew) pulls his foreskin over an unsuspecting persons nose...works well when tea bagging is in consideration aswell...there u go guys!!!

ha he got advanced teabaged...cacooning rules!!

by Ben Alsbury November 2, 2007