craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.

That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.

by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014

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Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

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euan craft

Epic youtuber, will become famous sometime

omg euan craft is so good at youtube

by Euan Craft fan December 13, 2020

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Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.

Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.

by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011

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