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Covid Cock

Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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Covid-18

A made-up virus used as an excuse by introverts or those who isolate.
A: You stayed at home even before covid-19!

B: That's because I had covid-18!
by covid-19vocabulary March 22, 2020
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COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.
Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(
by JosieRock May 21, 2020
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COVID pretty

A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”

Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”

James – “What?”

Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
by Apeortdz November 25, 2020
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covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.
I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.
by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021
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COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
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Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."
by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021
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