libertarian communist

by negation1. One who does not strive to create situations or at least institutions that encourage the practice of maiming, imprisoning or dispossessing others.

2. One who rests in the belief that an "organic" and "natural", though multi-national, community is suppressed by any number of incomprehensibly abstract laws and economic strictures. Such a community generally is not a community by contract, but is yet comprised of voluntarists.

"Libertarian Communism is a society organised without the state and without private ownership. And there is no need to invent anything or conjure up some new organization for the purpose. The centres about which life in the future will be organised are already with us in the society of today: the free union and the free municipality." - Isaac Puente

by genericdefect July 26, 2005

The Communist I

when someone takes credit for someone else's work or pretends they did everything in a group project

antonym - "the royal we"
related terms - "the plebeian you"

Shitty team-member, "Yea, I reached out to the partner lines of business and accomplished the task all by myself."

Bob, "Ah, yes, the Communist I."

by BobInAccounting July 20, 2018

Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.

today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it

by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018

Beat a communist day

Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.

“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”

“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”

“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”

by anti communist lover October 28, 2021

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags

James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

Closet Communist

1.) A very derisive term for a Democrat that would otherwise be described as a "Bleeding Heart Liberal."

2.) Someone who is entirely too left-wing for their own good.

'Joe is so in love with Barack Obama's policies that he may as well be a Closet Communist..."

by msbae June 30, 2012

Cock Communist

1. A slut who thinks that all penises should be shared with her.

Amy is a cock communist

by Nick January 4, 2004