commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock
so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans
by satan6969rawr August 02, 2024
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commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...
Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"
by G smith January 07, 2014
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Valley Commando

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.
Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
by JohnDoe2010101 September 05, 2019
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Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
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Going commando

When smut jawn doesn't wear underwear under her skirt
Only smut jawns go comando

Going commando
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Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)
On the fourth day, I was going commando.
by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023
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