Decruiter: Looking at your high school GPA, you might want to consider going to trade school.
Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!
Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!
by Academic Adviser October 15, 2010
A school in Dubai which is full of extremely rude and stuck up people. There are some very smart people in this school but the rest are stupid and get no where in life. The school is branded as a "nurturing and caring enviornment" but this is a lie as bullying is common in every single corner. The dumb pakis try to act cool where they wear gucci belts but we all know that they are fake and are utter Chamakhs
Me:hey what school do you go to?
Stranger:I go to Jumeirah College Dubai
Me:eeew ur so stuck up get outta my face you imbicle. DESC aint too far from here
Stranger:I go to Jumeirah College Dubai
Me:eeew ur so stuck up get outta my face you imbicle. DESC aint too far from here
by Zeen Patko July 23, 2020
A shit school in vaughan Ontario. It is so bad that the wifi is atrocious. It is almost falling down and covered in stains n shit. The teachers there don’t do anything and waste time. They act like they are doing work but are not. Very expensive school for really bad service you can find better private schools at a cheaper price and way better service. Terrible school, unorganized, they lie about things they needed to do for you, no time management. They once even had a bat in the school. That’s fucking disgusting 🤢🤮
by Big boy I k January 10, 2020
A school where kids do more coke then school work. Find your nearest coke dealer at the local college football practice. Coke is at every party in every bathroom but cut with more baby laxative then actual Amphetamine. One known cocaine college is The University of Alabama. Google Jimmy Johns story on ESPN.
by The Dealer Jimmy Johns December 10, 2010
The act of receiving financial aid money and grants from the college or university you go to and spending it on stuff other than school.
Joe: Tim, Do you want to go the the bar tonight?
Tim : Sure With Who?
Joe: Me and Dj
Tim: I thought Dj was poor?
Joe: Nahh, Hes got that College Wealth now.
Tim : Sure With Who?
Joe: Me and Dj
Tim: I thought Dj was poor?
Joe: Nahh, Hes got that College Wealth now.
by Blackjoebama January 27, 2013
Someone who tries excessively hard to get into college, like loading up on APs, extracurriculars, and gearing everything they do freshmen year onwards towards their college apps.
by krohaaan November 24, 2016
Positive: The best move financially when getting a college degree. You can transfer somewhere else after your two years of CC and not be in nearly as much debt as some others.
Negative: An academic black hole. Regardless of how smart you are, or how much time you have, this school will suck in all but the very well disciplined. The environment is full of people ages 17-50 who fully intend to graduate but never actually do. This is referred to as BHA (also known as black hole aura). Even people who had good grades in high school who attend CC are likely to be sucked in and see a sudden drop in their GPA. The ease of the classes will also fool some into thinking college (and thus University) will be easy as well.
Warning: If you aren't VERY disciplined AND focused, don't go here. End of story.
Negative: An academic black hole. Regardless of how smart you are, or how much time you have, this school will suck in all but the very well disciplined. The environment is full of people ages 17-50 who fully intend to graduate but never actually do. This is referred to as BHA (also known as black hole aura). Even people who had good grades in high school who attend CC are likely to be sucked in and see a sudden drop in their GPA. The ease of the classes will also fool some into thinking college (and thus University) will be easy as well.
Warning: If you aren't VERY disciplined AND focused, don't go here. End of story.
Community College, CC
by John Smith 5 March 29, 2010