Coconut Pete

The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".

Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"

There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya

by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015

coconut dick

When a penis greatly resembles a coconut, generally belongs to Brazilians

Hell yes I love this coconut dick spill your juicy coconut milk all over me!!!

by Meatbeatjamal69 January 31, 2017

coconut meat

The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.

Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.

by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017

Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

by CMonster August 17, 2012

coconut catcher

a typical black person or of the ethnic variety

look at this coconut catcher bruup brrup what a coon!!

by johnous boyous May 20, 2008

Coconut Syndrome

1. A condition where a person is Arab on the outside and white on the inside.

2. A white-washed Arab.

3. An Arab who was raised and/or born in a North American or European country and has adopted their society's culture, tradition and values.

4. A person of Middle Eastern descent that acts North American or European.

That Fatima girl clearly suffers from Coconut Syndrome.

by LadyOfTheDesert May 8, 2010

coconut ranger

a term of endearment for a person who is special to you. they are usually well known & well liked. they could be considered “popular”. you could use this phrase to describe a best friend or favorite person of yours.

Person 1: Do you know Juliet?

Person 2: Yeah man, she’s my coconut ranger!

Person 1: That’s dope! I always wanted one of those.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018