Moon Crystals

Moon Crystals..also known as Methamphetamine is a harmful drug..but appeals unharmful to Crystal Meth heads.Moon Crystals are smoked out of a glass pipe also known as a Glass Dick. You can also snort Moon Crystals threw your nose. Moon Crystals last for about 14 hours and have many after affects such as sketchyness, sketchanioya, and loss of weight and appitite.

i better stop smoking these moon crystals..i have to sleep tonight!

by Half Gone Lil' Red June 5, 2005

crystalgazer

The true form of the perfect women. Smart, Witty, Sexy and open to try new things.

A saw a sweet crystalgazer at the club last night.

by Kittyofdoom151 June 29, 2008

clustard

a cluster of retards

the jam on the freeway was caused by clustards that don't posses the skills to drive

by 2030 October 21, 2013

Crystal River Middle School

Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people

MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s

by Teaspilleralery263673 September 21, 2019

Crystal

Crystal is a shy person at first, but when you get to know her she’s so nice & generous . she’ll do anything for you & especially if you’re lucky enough to start dating her. any time she spots you, she’ll make sure she gets to talk to you. she’s very beautiful & kind. she’s a very loyal person . if you’re really close to her she would always send you the craziest things & pictures of her just to make you laugh your butt off. although she may seem really really quiet and shy. she has a great personality & is quick to fall in love with you. although she hates many people, she loves her friends that stick with her very much.

boy - yo i just met this really cute & shy girl Crystal today.

girl - shoot your shot! you won’t regret it. she’s the best girlfriend you could possibly stick with.

by agirlyfromisaac November 17, 2019

Billy Crystal Pants

Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.

Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.

God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.

by a_dev April 7, 2009

The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground

Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow

by JediXT April 13, 2005