Clackadadle

A cock, as in the bird.

That clackadadle woke me up real early this mornin'

by Dig'NRigs August 25, 2009

clacktop

Clacktop is a type of S&M
it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. This will send an orgasm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, exciting the couple

#1: Last night...
#2: WHAT!?!?! tell me NOW or i will stab ure penis
#1: i hadd............
#2: SEX??
1#: im not fucking victorian...... clacktop!!!!!!

by babymonkeyxxxxxxxxx April 24, 2011

Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass

That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

Clacka-kicka

A Aussie bogan mole of low class, fowl mouthed &with the temperament of a cassowary usually holding a beer

That clacka-kicka, always causing trouble at the pub, like a crazy cassowary on heat...

by SARCHANGELUS February 9, 2017

Chankuras

A South African street word for money

I can solve this problem for you but I will need a lot of Chankuras first

by FuriousProgrammer August 21, 2017

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

Chankiller

A Chankiller is a very intelligent but very, very rare species. Not many have been found in the wild. They have the ability to speak the language of which where they are found. A Chankiller is known to be loyal and be peaceful towards humans, but if you show any signs of aggression, or be rude to it, it will act back.

A wild Chankiller has been spotted.

by Chankiller September 3, 2018