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CECA Co-Operative Education for Career Action is the institution dedicated to ruining the self esteem, independence, scheduling preferences, sense of self, and career choices of University of Waterloo Students.

CECA performs satanic rituals in the basement of TC in the hours of the night to attract more sadistic employers such as Toyota and Canadian Nuclear Labs (Chalk River Branch). During these rituals CECA opts for its true name of Center for Employer Cocksucking Action. These nightly rituals are also the reason Jobmine stops working at midnight.
You always get fucked over by CECA, unless you're an employer
by cecahater June 6, 2016
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bespeckled cephalopod

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic
Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.
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"check out this guy I've been talking to, we might catch up for dinner"
"oh thats just jeff he's the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town."
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Adding your two cents

To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.
James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.
by Jaye_$upreme October 6, 2016
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celestia ludenberg

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.
So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.
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Cereal Monogamist

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.
by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012
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Cengi

Cengi is a very handsome and special person. Everyone needs a Cengi in their life, who brightens up their day by being weird in his own way. He has a bigger ass than Kim Kardashian. The fact that he's super clumsy and (sometimes) a stupid person, makes him so hilarious.

Keep in mind that he can be very manipulative since he is a law student.He is a dry texter but an amazing person in real life.
by Xnxx8888 December 27, 2020
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