Car Radio 

Something that lead singer of twenty øne piløts Tyler Joseph doesn’t have.

“Cause somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence” -Tyler Joseph

Car Radio by HURCULES MULLIGANNNNNNNNNNNNNN June 13, 2018

car poor 

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

car poor by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

Car Jump 

A sexual act practiced occasionally amongst foot fetishists, where the two participants, sitting and facing each other, both place a toe or toes from one foot into the others' mouth and then a toe or toes from the other foot into the others' genitals or anus.

After a long Car Jump with a lover one might find oneself with toejam in one's mustache.

Car Jump by DP2000 June 17, 2009

Car Bitch 

A bitch who is impressed by a rich guy's car and accepts the ride and probably a free sex afterwards.

A: Heeey, look at that hot chic! Let's pick her up...
B: Nah... She's just a car bitch to me. Let's look for a real deal!

Car Bitch by Paranoid Cupid July 23, 2016

Car Guy 

A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.

Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.

After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift

When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again

Car Guy has driven further than Mike.

Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.

"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy

Car Guy by ben slow December 18, 2012

Car Diahrea 

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo

no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea

Car Diahrea by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011

Car Time 

Term used when your lady is trippin and it's time for her to go wait in the car.

At party/kickback/social event

Woman: "blah blah blah I have a headache!!!! If we don't leave right now I swear to god I'm gonna.."

Man: "Woman! You're gonna what?! Is it car time?"

Car Time by Drymann January 5, 2012