Seduce My Candle

Mostly used in sexual context, the candle being the man's thing. It is also used as a joke, by people who have candle fetishes.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2 fucks them.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2: DUN DUN DUNNNN

by Saenovi January 20, 2018

roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.

Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.

by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007

Keeping the candle lit

Figure of speech, meaning, 'Don't lose hope.' Or 'Keep hope alive.' -Not losing hope

How are things with you these days?
'Keeping the candle lit, thanks.'

Fishermens' wives would keep a candle burning in the window, to guide their husbands back from deep-sea fishing trips.

by shoutpost August 14, 2011

Roman candle

When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it

"I need your roman candle to light it."

by Laura and Levi November 27, 2007

scented candle

When you smell another mans penis after having anal sex.

Hey wanna smell my scented candle?

by Gotta poop May 06, 2017

candle-wicked

The act of being stuffed up your own ass by someone who has owned, pwned, burned, or sauced you.

Guy: This ride is really bumpy
Dude: My ride on your mom was really bumpy last night!!! CANDLE-WICKED!
Guy: "muffled sounds coming from the inside out guy"

by Marshall ZogDogg May 18, 2011

pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.

Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.

by Dr. Badwrench June 14, 2007