Butstachia

When you reach into you shit so smoothly that you actually convince yourself that is was a fart, and later on realize you shit yourself

"Oh dude yesterday i got a total butstachia at the club, i think they disnt realize tho

by The Alabama Hotpocket November 19, 2016

buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.

Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again

by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017

Buttcrack Jack

Means, your crack is showing or you smell bad.

"Bye, Buttcrack Jack, fix my sink tomorrow".

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017

Buttcrack Benjamin

Noun;

‘Buttcrack Benjamin’ is a nickname presented to the boy named ‘Benjamin Hart-Littler’. This nickname was presented when his group of friends discovered that he was conceved out of his fathers anal cavity.

Other names;
ButtcrackBenjamin7289

“Ayy Buttcrack Benjamin, hows it going?”

by Teen Slang November 9, 2017

buttcrack

the b team are butt cracks

did you see those buttcracks the other day?

by Goodwin Y Shotz October 28, 2019

Buttshark

A non-geostatonary terrestrial satellite, man-made for the purpose of surveillance. The constant stream of images must be filtered constantly, leading this commentator to suggest that they actually do not actually feed upon the upturned buttocks by night. See *remoras*

*Yawn* Night love... *rearranges pillows and turns over* Hope the buttshark does not get me. x

by Haricovert November 14, 2020

buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny

Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.

by gossip rat December 2, 2020